I had planned on postin a recipe but my son was here today, he's home on leave. My granddaughter spent the weekend and there was just too much commotion goin on. I did a lot of cookin but couldn't take the time to take pictures of food.
Here's my son and granddaughter, those two are buds. If you look close you can see my daughter in the background on the bench jawin on the phone. And no, everything is not still green here. We are in fall colors like everybody else. This picture was this past summer before my son left.
It was a beautiful day here. Temp was up in the 70's. Not too many more of these types of days for a while.
Since I'm not leavin a recipe I thought I'd give you a little kitchen humor.
PARENTS GLOSSARY OF KIDS' KITCHEN TERMS
Appetizing: Anything advertised on TV
Boil: The point a parent reaches upon hearin the automatic "yuk" before a food is even tasted.
Casserole: Combination of favorite foods that go uneaten because they are mixed together.
Chair: Spot left vacant by mid-meal bathroom visit.
Cookie (Last One): Item that must be eat'in in front of a sibling.
Crust: Part of a sandwich saved for the starvin children of: China, India, Africa or Europe (check one)
Desserts: The reason for eat'in a meal
Evaporate: Magic trick performed by children when it comes time to clear the table or worsh
dishes (teenagers have a real knack for disappearin on this one)
Fat: Microscopic substance detected visually by children on pieces of meat they don't wanna eat
Floor: Place for all food not found on lap or chair (another good reason for havin a dog)
Fork: Eat'in utensil made obsolete by the discovery of fingers
Fried Foods: Gourmet cooking
Frozen: Condition of children's jaws when spinach is served
Fruit: A natural sweet not to be confused with dessert
Germs: The only thing kids will share freely
Kitchen: The only room not used when eat'in crumbly snacks
Leftovers: Commonly described as "gross"
Liver: A food that affects genes, creatin a hereditary dislike
Lollipop: A snack provided by people who don't have to pay dental bills
Macaroni: Material for a collage
Measuring Cup: A kitchen utensil that is stored in the sandbox
Metric: A system of measurement that will be accepted only after forty years of wanderin in the desert
Napkin: Any worn cloth object, such as shirt or pants
Natural Food: Food eaten with unworshed hands
Nutrition: Secret war waged by parents using direct commands, camouflage, and constant guard duty
Plate: A breakable Frisbee
Refrigerator: A very expensive and inefficient room air conditioner
Saliva: A medium for blowin bubbles
Soda Pop: Shake 'N Spray
Table: A place for storin gum
Table Leg: Percussion instrument
Thirsty: How your child feels after you've said your final "good night"
Vegetable: A basic food known to satisfy kid's hunger - but only by sight
Water: Popular beverage in underdeveloped countries
I just loved this when I found it in one of my Mom's old cook books. I don't know where she got it from, it was hand written on one of the pages. She must have read it somewhere and written it down. SO TRUE
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We may live without poetry,
music and art;
We may live without conscience,
and live without heart;
We may live without friends, we
may live without books;
But civilized man cannot live
without cooks.
By - Owen Meredith
from "Recipes" printed in 1910
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You'uns come back dreckly, ya hear?
Rebel
1 comment:
Hey! This list was so funny and like you said, SO TRUE! I'd love to post it on Southern Plate, with a link back to you. If you get a chance, let me know via email if you wouldn't mind.
Christy@southernplate.com
I won't do anything unless I hear from you!
Thanks!!!
Christy :)
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